MOSCOW, ID – Horizon Air announced today that they have produced a University of Idaho themed plane. The plane has been designed in the black and gold Vandal color scheme, and features the U of I logo.
Due to the lack of popularity of University of Idaho athletics, Horizon Air’s budget for the production of this plane only allowed for one (1) single piece of standard stock 8.5″ x 11″ Office Depot Ink Jet Printing Paper for the body of the plane, and a very small portion of an HP 75 Ink Jet Color Cartridge for the black and gold painting of the plane.
The plane will be based out of the University of Idaho Kibbie Air Hangar. The plane is expected to transport zero passengers, and was simply constructed by Horizon Air to appease whiny-ass Vandals who feel they “deserve a plane, too”.